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Milton Jones and the Temple of Daft

G Live, Guildford

Fri 13 March & Sat 14 March 2015, 8pm

Milton Jones and the Temple of Daft


Due to popular demand, a second date has been confirmed on Sat 14 March. 

Yes him with the loud shirts and messed up hair from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow and multiple series on Radio 4.

An evening in the company of an idiot. Or is he? Yes he is.

Only come if you like jokes though. If not you’ll be cross.


Absurdist one-line masterpieces The Times

He’s fast absurd and very funny Radio Times

The best one-liner merchant in British comedy Chortle

No-one can touch jones when he hits his stride The Guardian



Fri 13 March, 8pm
Sat 14 March, 8pm

Tickets: £25.00*

*A £2.00 per ticket booking fee applies, capped at six per order. Fee-free booking for Friends of G Live; Groups of 8+ please call 0844 7701 797 to buy fee-free.


G Live's Café-Bar will be open two hours before this performance for snacks and refreshments. Please note the G Live sharing platters will not be available before the performance. For more information, or to reserve a table, please email or call the Ticket Desk on 0844 7701 797.

Enjoy a pre-show curry before Milton Jones and the Temple of Daft

Turn up an hour and a half before the show to enjoy a delicious pre-show curry, safe in the knowledge that you'll make it back to your seat in time for the start of the show. A pre-show curry includes:

  • Meat or vegetable curry
  • Nan bread, poppadom, mango chutney
  • A Cobra beer or soft drink

Pre-order for just £12.50
On the door: £15.00

This ticket is for the pre-show curry only, and does not permit entry into the performance. Show tickets need to be purchased in addition. There are no booking fees on a pre-show curry ticket.