Book Tickets

Andrew Lawrence: The Pale, Male & Stale Tour

G Live, Guildford

Thu 9 September 2021 & Wed 29 September 2021

Andrew Lawrence:  The Pale, Male & Stale Tour

Despicably white, horrendously middle-aged and most appalling of all- a man, Live at the Apollo comedian Andrew Lawrence presents an antidote to the comedy world’s smug, faux-Liberal orthodoxy in this all new show of the funniest and possibly most offensive jokes you’ve ever heard. No braying self-righteous wokeness. No angry, finger-pointing delusions of inequality. No PC garbage. Just big laughs and a great night out.

Rescheduled from April, September 2020, March 2021 and then June 2021. Cannot attend the new date?

'Master of dark humour and a political provocateur'
British Comedy Guide


'Andrew Lawrence is superbly intelligent, highly articulate and deeply sour'
The Spectator

Andrew has also starred in Michael McIntyre’s Road Show, as well as starring in four self-written BBC Radio 4 series.

'His show is funny. Lawrence’s material is dark and deeply self-deprecating, bitter and somehow managing to be both biting and tongue in cheek, which is difficult to do without drawing blood.'
The Scotsman


Tickets: £17.50, Concessions £15.50

Where applicable fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply. Fee-free booking for Friends of G Live; Groups of 8+ please call 01483 369 350 to buy fee-free.

Pre-Show Dining

Make your visit extra special with one of our food and drink packages. Enjoy a tasty sharing platter and a drink and soak up the pre-show atmosphere of our café. During the interval, return to your table for a delicious dessert and second drink.