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James Acaster

COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999

G Live, Guildford

Mon 9 September 2019, 7.30pm

James Acaster
SHOW INFORMATION PRE-SHOW CURRY

One time I bought a lasagne from the supermarket, heated it up in the oven and ate a bit of it and it wasn’t very nice so I put it in the fridge because it felt wrong to dump a whole lasagne in the bin and then later on I ate a spoonful of the cold lasagne because I was drunk and it was absolutely delicious. It was 4am. I then changed the name of a WhatsApp I was a part of to COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999 because I had been thinking a lot about how 1999 was the best year of my life and also about how much I hate myself sometimes. The next day I was asked to name my new show. Come along.

Ages 14+.  Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult.

Tickets

Tickets: £22

Where applicable fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply. Fee-free booking for Friends of G Live; Groups of 8+ please call 01483 369 350 to buy fee-free.

Enjoy a pre-show curry before James Acaster

Turn up an hour and a half before the show to enjoy a delicious pre-show curry, safe in the knowledge that you'll make it back to your seat in time for the start of the show. A pre-show curry includes:

  • Meat or vegetable curry
  • Nan bread, poppadom, mango chutney
  • A Kingfisher beer or soft drink

Pre-order for just £12.50
On the door: £15.00

This ticket is for the pre-show curry only, and does not permit entry into the performance. Show tickets need to be purchased in addition. There are no booking fees on a pre-show curry ticket.

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