Book Tickets

Milton Jones

Milton Impossible

G Live, Guildford

Sat 6 November 2021

Milton Jones:

One Man. One Mission. Is it Possible? No, not really!

Milton Jones reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given the disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock The Week and Live at The Apollo. But this is also a love story with the twist, at least a really bad sprain. 

Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsbury's, where good food costs less. 

Rescheduled from 16 April 2020 then 26 March 2021. Cannot attend the new date?


Tickets £32.00

Where applicable fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply. Fee-free booking for Friends of G Live; Groups of 8+ please call 01483 369 350 to buy fee-free.

Enjoy a pre-show curry before Milton Jones: Milton Impossible

Turn up an hour and a half before the show to enjoy a delicious pre-show curry, safe in the knowledge that you'll make it back to your seat in time for the start of the show. A pre-show curry includes:

  • Meat or vegetable curry
  • Nan bread, poppadom, mango chutney

Pre-order for just £12.50
On the door: £15.00

This ticket is for the pre-show curry only, and does not permit entry into the performance. Show tickets need to be purchased in addition. There are no booking fees on a pre-show curry ticket.